Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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