Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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