I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it's great music for shaving your balls
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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