i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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