sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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