I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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