I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
