So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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