never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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