That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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