You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
