'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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