YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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