Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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