Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The air was thick with penises
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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