Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
MIDGETS
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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