Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
