mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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