Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This is my gift to your gina
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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