he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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