Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You can make out without kissing
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