There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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