i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Randomize
