I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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