Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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