porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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