Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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