Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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