big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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