i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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