I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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