He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why is there bacon in the couch?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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