whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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