Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do vagina's smell?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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