I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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