but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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