i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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