We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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