I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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