if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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