THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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