I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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