I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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