Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
is wine microwaveable?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
