Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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