Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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