New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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