True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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