Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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