Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I want her autograph on my taint
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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