oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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