i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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