Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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