I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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