My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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