i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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